Brits horrified by Asda festive lube range which ‘helps Santa up the chimney’

It's the most wonderful time of the year

Brits have been left both shocked and in hysterics by Asda's latest festive product line of a Christmas-themed lube range. Images were shared on the Reddit page CasualUK of a bottle of “tingle all the way” prompting a mixture of shock and laughter from many. Adorned with snowflakes and a traditional festive green colour scheme the product, which has not been tested on animals, is available at the bargain price of just £2.50 for a 75ml bottle.

As if often the case with this sort of thing, many saw an opportunity to flex their comic muscles, and the comments section was soon filled with x-rated Christmas jokes.

“It helps Santa up the chimney,” one user said. “Love a bit of stuffing on Christmas Day,” said another. [caption id="attachment_367703" align="alignnone" width="615"] The Asda marketing team don't miss a trick (Reddit)[/caption] A third added: “Helps the big guy empty his sack.” “They'll be no Silent Night when this gets used,” said another. “Tingle balls tingle balls tingle all the way,” a user chipped in. Others were less focused on making jokes, and were more intrigued by the product itself. One Redditor wondered if the 'tingle all the way' pun was a reference to the ingredients in the lube. They wrote: “I'm trying to think what they've put in it that makes it tingle. Something similar to the active ingredient in Original Source mint & tea tree shower gel? Now that would definitely be a night to remember.” The original posted of the image replied: “It tingles with the joy of Christmas, obviously.” [caption id="attachment_367704" align="alignnone" width="615"] Available at the bargain price of just £2.50 (Asda)[/caption] We'll leave you with two more jokes from the comments section. “Santa only comes once a year,” said one joker. And another quipped: “Someone is going to be saying Oh Oh Oh this Christmas”. Give yourselves a pat on the back everyone. Related links:

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