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A new country has entered the global stage… Donald Trump has made just the latest in a string of dozy mistakes today when he accidently said the “Islamic Republic of Japan” fired missiles at a US aircraft carrier. Obviously, what the 80-year-old president was meant to say was Iran, but made the easily done mistake […]

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Police responded to calls of a man acting erratically Popular ‘looksmaxxing’ influencer Connor Murphy has died aged 32. Murphy reportedly died yesterday (7 July) with the news of his death being confirmed by friends of the content creator today (8 July). Several friends put out posts paying tribute to the influencer. It is reported that […]

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The interstellar campaigner has emerged as the main challenger after Labour, the Tories and the Lib Dems all declined to stand. Bookmakers have dramatically shortened the odds on Count Binface pulling off the upset of the century in the forthcoming Clacton by-election after the UK’s major political parties collectively decided to stay at home. With […]

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He’s currently the only candidate set to stand against Nigel Farage in Clacton Yesterday, Nigel Farage managed to do what he does best – getting in there and making everything about him. Following a public meltdown after he was asked by a Sky News reporter about undeclared gifts from convicted criminal George Cottrell, he went […]

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The plane disappeared from radar. A search is underway for a 737 plane which appears to have gone missing in the far north of the Indian Ocean, in the Arabian Sea. The alert was raised yesterday evening (7 July) as Flightradar24 put out a post saying that the aircraft had been reported missing with data […]

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There has been a ‘major response’ A raging fire on the periphery of a holiday hotpot airport has left it on ‘pre-alert’ with concerns travel plans might be affected. Witnesses reported “large explosions” with nearby lorries also on fire. Palma de Mallorca Airport has been put on “pre-alert” as smoke billows into the sky on […]

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